Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Brad Renfro arrested in LA for impersonating Adams National Historical Park employee

Article by Beak Wilder / Photo courtesy of the World Wide Web

Hollywood enigma Brad Renfro was arrested outside a Coffee Break Café in Los Angeles this morning for impersonating an Adams National Historical Park employee.

The actor, best known for his roles in childhood favorites, Tom and Huck and Bully, has long since had a career tainted by substance abuse and run-ins with the law.

Staggering through an alleyway behind the well-known coffee shop, Renfro was first spotted by Coffee Break Café security guard, Alf Nelson, who described the uncomfortable scene, as the former child star desperately attempted to sell a handful of Abigail Adams postcards to anyone who would listen.

Mr. Nelson was unavailable for comment on this matter, as he was found only minutes later in a utility closet, hanging from the ceiling by his small intestine.

After several failed sales pitches and three disturbance calls, authorities arrived on the scene to find a confused and helplessly inebriated Renfro, dressed head-to-toe in Adams National Historical Park uniform attire. Renfro was then subdued and held face-down for approximately nine minutes, while tabloid photographers were able to obtain low-demand photos of the arrest, keeping them aside for a rainy day.

There is no word yet on unsubstantiated rumors that Brad Renfro actually died almost two years ago to the day, although experts believe that, even if he had, news of his departure would have been so overshadowed by the death of Heath Ledger, that it almost would have made it so that it never even happened.


Goody said...

Hey there Brad Renfro, what's it like in New York City? I guess you really liked your heroin...I remember when you were Huck Finn....Renfroooo, what you do to me, Renfro, you and J.T.T

Anonymous said...

Too bad he died in Jan 2008...so unless you waited 2 years to post this story, its a lie

Befil said...

Maybe they did wait? It's called DUE PROCESS ya nerd.