Friday, May 7, 2010

Level 3 sex offender found in Marshalls clearance aisle, sent to Linden House in Whitman


Article by Beak Wilder / Photo courtesy of the World Wide Web

A Level 3 sex offender was found roaming the clearance aisle of the Marshalls on Newport Avenue yesterday afternoon, authorities have reported.

Quincy Police detectives responded to the department store at approximately 3:30pm, where they apprehended convicted rapist Ricky Peppers, a 29-year-old waste of life from the undisputed rectum of Plymouth County.

According to the police report, Peppers was in violation of his parole.

As told by his case worker, Peppers is forbidden to go within a hundred feet of any clearance aisle, as he becomes "too aroused by the amazing bargains."

In accordance with Massachusetts state law, Peppers will be sent to the Linden House in Whitman, where he will have the chance to live rent-free until he decides to rape again. He is currently being held at an undisclosed location in Quincy while authorities can carry out the long and complicated extradition process required to transfer him across county lines.

Always available for comment was local black, Glenroyal Smoothshave.

"White people is crazy," remarked Smoothshave, in his signature blend of anger, spite and ethnicity. "Why do they always have to offend women sexually? A black man might offend a woman on a CD, or even in a movie, but never sexually."

It was later revealed that black people have offended women sexually on numerous occasions, often times ending with the birth of an unwanted mulatto child.


Glenroyal Smoothshave, telling it how it is to an overwhelmed cameraman.

"Why do white people always have to rape?" Smoothshave added. "Why don't they just go to Club 58 and pick up a stupid bitch with low self esteem? It ain't like it's hard. Just tell some chunky bitch she looks good on the dance floor, tell her you have some cocaine at your apartment, and let it all ride out from there. I ain't sayin' I done it, but what if I had? This shit ain't even about me, motherfucker!"

For more information on local rapists, check out the Mass Sex Offender Registry.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Offend women sexually, now that's a hard ass lyric

Anonymous said...

Where's club 58?

Beakey said...

Club 58 is the former Shooters bar on 58 Ross Way in Quincy Center.

Shy said...

"Just tell some chunky bitch she looks good on the dance floor, tell her you have some cocaine at your apartment" this guy is a funny motherfucker lol. spoken like a genious smoothshave lmfaooe

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the information about the House clearance wakefield...

Anonymous said...

I used to live next to him his address now is 48 Fairfield avenue to erton Rhode island it is also known nas heritage park it is a trailer park and there is a glass shop in the front called a touch of glass stained glass he is the biggest piece of shit I have ever met

Anonymous said...

Tiverton sorry about the typo

Anonymous said...

He lives at tiverton 02878 48 Fairfield Ave heritage park I am a minor I was in his house he married a woman with 2 minors in the house and moved in her own lawyer called her the worst mother in the world and she did not deserve her kids he is a rapist call the authorities