Article by Beak Wilder / Photo courtesy of a cell phone in West Quincy
Warm weather and summer-like conditions have paved way for the scantily clad hotties of Quincy to make their presence known, some more so than others.
Take Melanie Stain, for example, who could be seen marching up and down Willard Street, dressed like Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown, ready and willing to get into the front seat of any man's car, no matter who that man may be.
Bouncing from one end of Willard Street to the next, Stain moved about with the carefree grace of a loose OxyContin in the pouch pocket of a faded Starter jacket. All of this occurred as the passing motorists spoke kind words of encouragement to her until she finally ended up stopping on California Avenue.
"Suck me off, you fuckin' rotten cunt," one driver said.
It was an offer that Stain did not take lightly, as she could be seen just moments later entering the passenger side door of the driver's mid-nineties Toyota Corolla, where it is presumed the two embarked upon a journey of forbidden acts and untold pleasures on a seemingly sultry afternoon.
But while some expressed interest in what Stain had to offer, others did not.
"I wouldn't go anywhere near that filthy beast," remarked Antonio Chowder, a recently divorced widower from the Braintree border. "You couldn't pay me to even look at that thing. There ain't enough money in the world. I thought the good part about this weather was that you don't have to keep filling up your oil drums, I don't wanna have to lay eyes on some West Quincy girl who actually looks like one."
1 comment:
Hahaha classic!
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