Friday, May 28, 2010

Dairy Freeze sign predicts yet another celebrity death, this time more vaguely than before

Article by Beak Wilder / Photo courtesy of the World Wide Web

Actor Gary Coleman died earlier this afternoon, due to an intracranial hemorrhage, making yet another Dairy Freeze celebrity death prediction come true.

Dairy Freeze, who has served the Quincy community delicious ice cream and fried foods for hundreds of years, is also known for it's cryptic forecasts of death.

Just last year, in fact, Dairy Freeze foretold the exact date of death for pitchman Billy Mays. Prior to that, the popular ice cream stand had precisely predicted the deaths of actress Farrah Fawcett and singer-songwriter Michael Jackson.

According to neighborhood residents, Dairy Freeze has eluded to Coleman's death multiple times since the 1978 pilot episode of NBC's Diff'rent Strokes.

"How could they have known?" one resident asked. "It's so eerie."

But as the questions accumulate, the answers appear to be far from reach, as representatives of Dairy Freeze have so far refused to make any official comment.

As to what fuels Dairy Freeze's secret power, the world may never know.


Anonymous said...

what about dennis hopper? huh dairy freeze youre losing your touch.

Anonymous said...

I know this article is old, but I was just watching an episode of Pinky and the Brain called "T.H.E.Y" which was about the secret society of world leaders that meet to discuss world domination. In the episode, Brain wants to gain access to their society so he can steal their secrets of world domination for himself. He and Pinky go to their secret meeting spot in the middle of the night, which happens to be a Dairy Freeze. I thought that was a bit random of a location for the writers to choose, so I decided to do some digging on google and that's when I came across your article. If there's more to that episode than comedy, it would make sense how Dairy Freeze would be able to predict celebrity deaths, especially since there is a lot of belief that "They" (aka "The powers that be") have been killing off celebrities after they've served their purpose.