Thursday, April 23, 2009

Megan McAllister declares herself single again, puts engagement ring up for sale on Craigslist


Article by Beak Wilder and Brunk Edwards / Photo courtesy of the World Wide Web

In a very ironic turn of events, Megan McAllister, former fiancée of the Craigslist Killer, has announced that she is now a single woman, and has decided to sell her engagement ring on the popular San Francisco based networking site, Craigslist.

Toodies Fine Jewelry in Quincy has already guaranteed a quality ring for her next engagement, however, remained silent in regards to whether, or not, they could guarantee her next fiancé wouldn't murder anyone.

She is also in the midst of signing a deal with the Fox Broadcasting Company, who will tell the story of Philip Markoff in the upcoming made-for-television drama, Honey, I Killed the Masseuse, which they will produce, using a controversial new "go green" filming method, utilizing the energy generated from his electric chair to supply the necessary power needed for the movie's thrilling special effects.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

Well.....what goes around, comes around huh? . A story that comes full circle.........ohhh the irony. May I suggest some possible names for the movie? "Dying Green: A Feelgood Execution" or "The Craig's List Cronicles: Ring of Deception" or "The Mind of a Masseuse Murdering Med Student" Please keep us posted on the upcoming movie