Local rap artist accused of Blogger polling scam

Associated Press / Photo most likely courtesy of a drunken Quincy kid

Neal Diamondz (left, featured with Jaime "The Scallion Stallion" Curbkick), the local rap artist known for acting foolishly whenever in the general vicinity of a McDonald's, was accused today of a major polling scam on The Quincy Scallion, which entailed multiple votes from the same IP address on their current poll.

The poll, which asks "What section of Quincy is the best?" shows an excess of three votes for the Hospital Hill section of Quincy, causing many to believe that the entire American political system is fucking fixed, as no resident of Quincy, aside from the accused internet terrorist, would ever vote for that particular area.

"I didn't do shit," claimed an outraged Diamondz. "Mad people like Hospital Hill. Good luck proving this bullshit. I'll see your fuckin' asses in court. You might be harder than nails, but you ain't harder than Neal. I'll put your face down in the gutter, tell me, how does it feel? Punk ass bitches ain't got nothin' on Hillside. Smell ya later!"

Diamondz will be brought before a judge as soon as authorities are willing to find one brave enough, where it is expected he will plead "whatever" to an assortment of charges. Supporters of Diamondz are rumored to include Reskue, Drone, Everlast, Necro, D-Dez the Chef, and George Clooney.