tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post2084304096944224443..comments2024-01-30T16:48:21.771-05:00Comments on The Quincy Scallion: Search party for missing prostitute turns into great day for wiffle ball gameBeakeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01366318081153307854noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-56582841886965946732009-08-26T10:17:57.668-04:002009-08-26T10:17:57.668-04:00oh i have heard that about bryan too...oh i have heard that about bryan too...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-27289106480394806972009-08-18T01:16:57.413-04:002009-08-18T01:16:57.413-04:00"there's nothing quite like kicking it in..."there's nothing quite like kicking it in a fountain on a hot summer day." I blew snot all over my face when I read that.slow pussyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659946833810552198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-85657472427626721232009-08-15T19:49:53.158-04:002009-08-15T19:49:53.158-04:00Some guy just peed on me.Some guy just peed on me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-14325706412734929632009-08-14T21:51:43.679-04:002009-08-14T21:51:43.679-04:00Anonymous..............you rock!!!!! Never reveal ...Anonymous..............you rock!!!!! Never reveal your true identity......this not knowing who you are is almost like not knowing who I am and it really makes one think......just how many anonymouses are there anyway. It will keep Baloney on her toes. I was a little miffed that I wasn't invited to the whiffle ball game too. Cheer up, you;re not alone and please what ever you do people.........have yourself a nice weekend.<br />Peace Out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-33998477726316876732009-08-14T20:16:25.832-04:002009-08-14T20:16:25.832-04:00I love what I can learn from you guys. Never knew ...I love what I can learn from you guys. Never knew the british humour thing. Guess it might be considered a little sad that when you come home on a Friday night you get all excited because there are 10 comments on a Scallion article. Maybe I need to talk to Audrey. I am very impressed.swedenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086691467602608535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-30490977085956204372009-08-14T18:39:21.583-04:002009-08-14T18:39:21.583-04:00You guys really got something going on in this lit...You guys really got something going on in this little comments section here, don'tcha?Beakeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01366318081153307854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-5368640028059150792009-08-14T16:38:29.783-04:002009-08-14T16:38:29.783-04:00Hey Liz,
I believe there are a number of Anonymou...Hey Liz,<br /><br />I believe there are a number of Anonymous characters on here. <br /><br />What's good to hear, is that this particular Anonymous knows of you, which means you are a popular lady. You have friends you don't even know! Although I use the term "friend" loosely here. This guy seems to be pretty ridiculous, and actually thinks Beak Wilder should call him up to invite him to wild events. What a presumptuous little fellow! In my experience, "friends" such as these can become very bothersome with all of their inane demands on your time. <br /><br />Regardless, being famous in Quincy is the first step on the path to greatness. Just look at the US! This is where it all began.<br /><br />Quincy Massachusetts: Where Legends are Born!<br /><br />- BaloneyBaloney No. 8https://www.blogger.com/profile/17825283916238691805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-56900313820271223232009-08-14T16:12:40.494-04:002009-08-14T16:12:40.494-04:00Who is this anonymous? And why doesnt he know me?Who is this anonymous? And why doesnt he know me?lizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438959851590311060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-45243289897019818762009-08-14T15:32:42.136-04:002009-08-14T15:32:42.136-04:00Attention readers: you might want to grab a bevera...Attention readers: you might want to grab a beverage and/or a snack - this is going to be long one. <br /><br />(That's what HE said... Haha!!)<br /><br />Dear Anonymous (or "anonymoous" as you like to sign),<br /><br />Thank you for your compliment on the advice column. I'm grateful for your clapping as well.<br /><br />With regards to your comment about it being preferable to visit a doctor as opposed to going through the "hassle" of creating an email account, I really don't understand what kind of a point you are trying to make. It takes all of 3 to 5 minutes to sign up for an email account and you barely have to move the entire time. Going to the doctor requires at least 50 times the effort. First, you must make an appointment, then wait. Not to mention, you must (most of the time) take time off of work. Unless of course, you are unemployed, but either way, one still must make considerable time out of their day to visit the doctor. This includes the time it takes to bathe, dress, commute, check in, sit in the waiting room, etc. I should hope you get the idea by now. Furthermore, I might add that all of this costs money. My advice is free of charge, and I don't discriminate against those who don't have health insurance. <br /><br />So, let's not even discuss this issue any further, because it's abundantly clear at this point that my retort blows yours right out of the water. <br /><br />I would like to ask you, did you perhaps attend school in the British Isles? Or Australia? You spelled the word 'humor' with a 'u', which is correct, but not generally recognized as US English, but rather British English. <br /><br />But I digress...<br /><br />With regard to my word, yes, I do swear that I will not reveal your name to anyone, and that includes Mr. Beak Wilder, the staff and interns at the Scallion, and also our stakeholders and investors. <br /><br />If you must know, I am indeed in a relationship, but he's a big time politician who really can't be bothered with such trivial things such as 'who wants to pee on who'. The stories I reveal, names I do not. <br /><br />Anonymoous, you are free to do as you please, so don't set up an email account if you don't want to. Visit the doctor every week if need be. Continue to make strange, easily-proven-wrong arguments on the internet... I don't care. <br /><br />I did, however, enjoy responding to your ridiculousness. And based on the tone of your comment, I suspect I know you. Is this so? <br /><br />Oh, the internet, what a wonderful, wild, web of mystery for all! <br /><br />Happy blogging to all, and to all a good weekend.<br /><br />Still on the rooftops,<br />BaloneyBaloney No. 8https://www.blogger.com/profile/17825283916238691805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-53852130941621327022009-08-14T14:05:27.726-04:002009-08-14T14:05:27.726-04:00Im glad people get my humour! Now as for your advi...Im glad people get my humour! Now as for your advice column, which I do applaud. ( clap, clap )I don't know if I really feel like going through the hassle of creating an anonymous email just for advice. Why not just go to a doctor?? Or a shrink? Also do you swear that YOU indeed are the only one who reads these emails? Or are we to assume that this Beakwilder kid is also reading the emails that are being written to your advice column? Also, are you in a relationship? If so are we to believe that you would not giggle about said emails with a loved one? One long night when you two are pondering of what became of your day. So, there we have hypothetically three people that could be in on the origin of these emails. Knowing who wrote what and what they wrote. Also, I would like to note I don't actually know Liz Furlong but do know the name. Peace out braaaaaaah! <br /><br />anonymoous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-39621919423944308632009-08-14T11:35:13.596-04:002009-08-14T11:35:13.596-04:00Dear Anonymous poster #2:
Are you serious? How th...Dear Anonymous poster #2:<br /><br />Are you serious? How the hell is anyone supposed to "hit you up" if they don't know who you are?<br /><br />The only thing anyone can deduce from your message is that you enjoy wiffle ball and music (who doesn't?), and you are close with Liz Furlong. It's also possible that you enjoy surfing/skating based on your 'California-esque' vernacular, and your use of a long, drawn out, "duuude". <br /><br />ANYWAY, please email baloneyno.8@gmail.com if you'd enjoy reading my two cents on any subject. If, by chance you are nervous about revealing who you really are and prefer not to send me a message from your personal email account, please know that I will never, ever reveal your true identity. I realize that while I insist on anonymous posters identifying themselves in the comment section, I can assure you that I would never reveal your true identity in the advice column. And you have my solemn word on that. <br /><br />If you don't trust my word, try creating a free email account through yahoo, hotmail, gmail, etc. <br /><br />Thanks to all, and keep reading! <br /><br />From the rooftops, <br />Baloney No. 8Baloney No. 8https://www.blogger.com/profile/17825283916238691805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-32078367929485187162009-08-14T10:32:00.603-04:002009-08-14T10:32:00.603-04:00WOAH WOAH WOAH, Back the f*** up. Why wasnt I info...WOAH WOAH WOAH, Back the f*** up. Why wasnt I informed of this wiffle ball game??? Music. Furlong. A missing prostitute, and not to mention wiffle ball!!! Man I would of been all over that! Next time hit a brah up duuude.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-69670430315651631732009-08-14T08:39:24.108-04:002009-08-14T08:39:24.108-04:00I was under the impression that Bryan McPherson wa...I was under the impression that Bryan McPherson was best known for banging his friends' ex-girlfriends.Matty Hammersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-55754584239934697452009-08-14T07:49:10.773-04:002009-08-14T07:49:10.773-04:00I think Wanda wrote that question to Audrey then w...I think Wanda wrote that question to Audrey then went in search of someone to fulfill her dream and he got carried away and did her in.swedenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086691467602608535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8613179801930048832.post-11961491193563673192009-08-13T19:29:38.702-04:002009-08-13T19:29:38.702-04:00I was wondering why there were no hookers out last...I was wondering why there were no hookers out last night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com